Ratchett: [scaning Sam's body] The Pheromone levels in the male indicates he wants to mate with the other. 救护车(扫描萨姆的身体)：他体内的荷尔蒙分泌量显示他想要个女人。 Captain Lennox: [him and his team surrounding a helicopter] He your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU! [Blackout tranorms and attacks... ]
莱诺克斯长官(和他的军队一起包围了一架直升机)：让你的驾驶员走出来，否则我们就杀了你! (因为变形和而被打断……) Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot! 迈卡拉：我开车，你开! Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So... Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...! Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?
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萨姆·威特维奇：所以…… 玛吉·麦德森：你在这里干什么?萨姆·威特维奇：我买了一辆车，它能变形成为一个机器人。 格伦(低声说)：哇哦…… 萨姆·威特维奇：有谁知道为什么吗?
Barricade: Are you LadiesMan217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh... Barricade: ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh Yes! Yes! 路障：你是"LadiesMan217"(萨姆在Ebay上的帐号)吗?
萨姆·威特维奇：呃…… 路障：你是"LadiesMan217"吗?
萨姆·威特维奇：呃，是的，我是!
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Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime! 萨姆·威特维奇：先生们……让我为你们介绍我的朋友：擎天柱! [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok] Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Pocket! Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: MY BACK POCKET! Captain Lennox: You got ten back pockets! USAF Master Sgt. Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! (当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候，莱诺克斯长官试着给五角大楼打电话)
莱诺克斯长官：我需要一张信用卡，埃普斯，你的钱夹在哪里?
埃普斯中士：口袋里! 莱诺克斯长官：哪个口袋里?
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埃普斯中士：后面的口袋里! 莱诺克斯长官：你的后面有10个口袋! 埃普斯中士：左屁股的口袋里! [Captain Lennox is using Epps' credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok] Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa... International Operator: Also, sir, he you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package? Captain Lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE! (当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候，莱诺克斯长官正使用信用卡给五角大楼打电话) 莱诺克斯长官：好的，这是信用卡…… 国际接线员：先生，你听说我们关于电话捆绑式服务有超优惠的套餐计划吗?
莱诺克斯长官：不!我不需要!
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