套路女朋友的段子
撩女朋友的污段子套路,不湿都不行
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撩女朋友的污段子套路，不湿都不行
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0.24rem;} 撩女朋友的污段子套路，不湿都不行
2、这周日你，有空吗?
3、我能够想到70种取悦你的方法，第一个是逛街，剩下的69你要试试吗?
撩女朋友的污段子套路_不湿都不行
4、我一直都相信日久了就能够生出情来。
5、对我来说人生最终要的事情就是：吃、喝、拉、撒、睡、你。抱歉，前面分号多了一个。
6、满上遍野都是花，但是我就想要采你这朵的蜜。撩女朋友的污段子套路_不湿都不行
4、我一直都相信日久了就能够生出情来。
5、对我来说人生最终要的事情就是：吃、喝、拉、撒、睡、你。抱歉，前面分号多了一个。
6、满上遍野都是花，但是我就想要采你这朵的蜜。
8、我要是大海，就要把你这个浪狠狠的啪到沙滩上。
7、
撩女朋友的污段子套路_不湿都不行
9、太晚遇见你了，所以我的余生就只能用来啪你了。
10、能够有什么大不了的事?
只要干一炮都能够解决，如果一炮不行再来一炮。
11、别惹我生气啊，不然就让你怀孕。
12、I'm fine,唯一不好的就是想fuck you!